Author: Grand Emperor of The Meth Emporium

Big Thanksgiving has eroded our trust for too long.. Not only do they try to tell you that you should sleep after a big meal (I never sleep after thanksgiving. I stayed up for 36 hours after my last thanksgiving meal) they also try to sell you CHICKEN and tell you it’s TURKEY Reader, it’s […]

Is she a parole officer? If you know her, please ask her to leave. This is a violation of my privacy rights

This is my first Halloween out of prison for 3 years. In 2023 I dressed up as a guard and got myself an extended sentence, because prisons are RACIST against Halloween

It looks like this. You should probably buy at least 27 because that’s good luck

I just got out of prison so I’m not really sure how AI works yet, but has anyone noticed that it discriminates against the meth-inclined? I asked it a simple question and it told me that this is illegal. First of all, I am a sovereing citizen, and as a sovereing citizen, I don’t need […]

My lawyer up and left me in my time of need! He only managed to reduce my 19 initial sentences to 2 (drug trafficking and indecent exposure), and after the courts NON CONSENSUALLY imprisoned me, he cut off contact after I kindly requested that he deposit some money in my commissary account. I need a […]

Hello dear readers, I have received hundreds- thousands, perhaps even millions of emails from people wondering where I was. They missed the blog. The support of the WMO was taken out from under them. The truth is that I was imprisoned. Without my consent. We talk a lot about consent these days, but why is […]

We talked to Elong Musk the other day because our friend Billy brought him over. You could tell he was really serious because he kept taking stuff apart to make sure there were no listening devices inside. You can check out his interview on the Celebrity Endorsements page. He still owes us $5 but every […]

We did everything we needed to do. We colored our website rainbow, we made a statement about it. Then what do you do? You refuse to give us enough money. We expected more from you, gays. We changed the website rainbow so you would give us your money, and you didn’t. You did the opposite […]