Author: Grand Emperor of The Meth Emporium

So you’re invited to a wedding- great! But there’s one problem: The bride doesn’t know her place. She thinks she deserves the limelight just because this is her wedding. Why does she think she’s better than you? Because she hasn’t had any jailtime? She doesn’t even realize that risk = reward. She’s just living a […]

It’s just come to my attention that the World Meteorological Organization has STOLEN OUR ACRONYM These nerds think they can waltz right in and steal our letters? I have news for you guys. Nobody cares about meteors. I’ve heard some really smart people say that space doesn’t even exist, so where’s all our money going?? […]

Other corporations make things rainbow so the gays give them money. We want money too. We don’t care about your skin color, gender identity or what horses you’re in to. As long as you purchase a t-shirt and mug at the Meth Emporium.