So you’re invited to a wedding- great! But there’s one problem: The bride doesn’t know her place. She thinks she deserves the limelight just because this is her wedding. Why does she think she’s better than you? Because she hasn’t had any jailtime? She doesn’t even realize that risk = reward. She’s just living a stupid dumb idiot life.
Anyways, this is how to show her who’s boss, for once and for all.
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Your mom says she looks like a ‘princess’? Yeah right. Wear 16 of these genuine rhinestone tiaras at the same time to let her know that even your left arm (which has three tiaras) is more royal than her. Just because she came from money and hasn’t lost all of her inheritance in a tragic meth-related venture gone wrong doesn’t mean she’s better than you.
I can have a wedding ring too! See that 925? That’s 925 carats. Way more than her stupid 1.5 carat idiot ring.
They’re going to have a hard time complimenting her when they can’t even stand the smell of her! Now you buy this wet poop smell and throw it on her when she’s not looking. can be the hero when you say ‘I’ll clean you up’ and douse her in water.
This men’s wedding dress will show that bride who’s boss. She thinks she can just walk in and be top dog? Not a fucking chance. I’m the alpha now.
Swap the engagement ring with this hilarious prank! They’ll be laughing so hard they won’t notice you pawning off the real ring.
Let her know that America’s birthday is way more important than the celebration of her love with this shirt. If anyone asks you why you’re wearing this to a wedding, just say ‘Is this wedding more important than America?’
Checkmate, terrorists.
We’re not saying you should *do* anything with this giant sledgehammer. Just carry it around with you. She’ll get the message.
