The gays were a let down. We were being heroic in the face of the zeitgeist, and letting them know that we support them. That’s right- we uploaded a rainbow on our website. But guess what? They didn’t even do the bare minimum and buy at least $100 worth of products from The Meth Emporium.
Now we’re pro patriots. For the 4th of July, we hope you guys buy all the guns you want and shoot them at bald eagles if you want, because that’s your God-given right.
Don’t let the liberals tell you that guns can shoot people, or to stop pointing guns at your friends as a joke, they’re idiots.
Anyways, now that you know we’re patriotic, feel free to give us all the money you can.
Have a good day, Americans.
PS. The Gays are still welcome to give us their money too.